My Mid-Year Series Story

Dear audiences of TVB:

Welcome to the House, everyone! Inside here, I will like to do some analysis over half of 2006. During this half year, how many TVB series have you watched? How many TVB series have you given up? How much more or less do you love TVB? Whatever you see and feel inside my house, keep it here!!! We don't want too much trouble in the world outside.

Now, let's meet some family members in the house. First, we have couple Safe Guards outside the house, who will be protecting us, and guarding the house, just in case any of you are trying to escape. Second, we also have the Bar Benders, who will take you to the court if you are breaking the house rules. Sounds scary? NO!!! All these are for security purposes.

OK, come in to the house, you will see a few La Femme Desperado (meaning desperate women), who will bother you to have conversations in French and Spanish. So, pay attention to what they said, you will learn a LOT! After talking to them, you can come to the big movie room, lots people are in there, but don't felt strange when you see all the Men in Pain, they are just laughing so hard that their stomach hurts! If you think they must had a stomach virus, you can report this issue to the Forensic Heroes, they will do some chemical test on the food and drinks those men ate. Inside the movie room, everyone was watching The Biter Bitten, but they have no clues about the story or the title. At this time, you can choose to ignore this place, and come to upstairs with me!

Lots of people are playing chess games upstairs, there are plenty of rooms as well. In room A, you will meet a couple, who will teach you how to play Chinese chess game. This couple is very friendly; their room has a very unique wallpaper, looks like sky. Once you are in the room, you will feel that you are Under the Canopy of Love, that's a cool room to stay in and play some chess game, while everyone outside is learning Dance of Passion skills. Don't try to force youself to learn those dancing steps, because the steps can be slow and confusing. There is another room, which you might want to go in, because it collects all the Lethal Weapons of Love and Passion. Wooo, weapons! Sounds dangerous, but actually, those weapons can show you how to make a Mongolian King into a lifetime lover! Go ahead and try it, but the process can be boring.

After you got tired of looking around the house, you can take a little nap at any of the bedrooms. Inside one of the bedroom, there is a pillow case of mystery; it's a magic pillow, which will make you even sleepier. Go ahead and try it. O, I forgot to mention that, one of the ladies in the house will also teach you how to trim people's hair. Learn from her, maybe someday, you will have a Trimming Success!

OK, time to go now, have I mentioned that one of the safe guard's name is Shanghai? Make sure you say goodbye to him before you leave the house: Au Revoir Shanghai! See you next time at the house party!